My conclusions from the weekend
25 is waaaaay older than 24
Nuclear wheelchairs are easy to build
Inappropriate John should not be allowed near ur kids
2 burger kings and 2 cooked breakfasts are not good for ur gut / anyone elses health
Chris and Stefan are Troy Lee twins
Exmoor is just stunning
You can have too many scones and cream
I’m still no way near Tranny on the steep and wet stuff
Don’t go charging off just after you crash . You will crash again
Nothing feels better than a loose purple blouse with a plunging neckline fluttering in the breeze and you rip through the woods
Don’t ride Brendan at the end of the day
Nothing looks funnier than a loose purple blouse with a plunging neckline fluttering in the breeze and you rip through the woods
Uk Uplift always involves a pedal at some point
Duncan + family are super nice
Homemade cakes at lunch make all the difference
Don’t follow Tranny if he takes a ‘short cut’
Don’t think ur safe once the trail ends if Chris is on your tail
Whooping and yelling as you nail tracks in a group is mandatory
Inappropriate John is a bog connoisseur
You can make magic trees curl
Damo thinks there is nothing worse than warm eggs
Ipad + angry birds is the perfect poo companion
95mph with a trailer starts off as scary but soon become de rigueur
Breakfast is the most confusing meal of the day
Snorezilla and his supporting cast mean earplugs are a definite requirement for future trips
Damo’s crew argue more than Harry Enfield’s scousers
Switchbacks and scandinavian flicks are so much fun
Tranny has a serious seepage issue
Haribo makes you huck
And of course….
It doesn’t get better than riding good trails with good friends.
Vids and pics to follow